January 2012
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to… OR VAGINA THAT’LL WORK TOO. A SPARKLY DOUCHE CANOE SPARKLY DOUCHE CANOE. WE HAVE TO AHVE A SPARKLY DOUCHE ANOE DRINK
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to… YES AND WE SHOULD NAME OUR OWN VARIATIONS OF THE WORD PENIS. A DRINK FOR SCHLONG A DRINK FOR BONER A DRINK FOR HARD ON A DRINK FOR UM MEMBER A DRINK FOR… PEN IS? I DONT KNOW OTHER WORDS FOR PENIS I’M TOO LESBIAN RIGHT NOW
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to… WHO NAMES THESE DRINKS. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THE DRINK NAMING GAME. I WOULD NAME EVERYTHING SOME RARELY USED ADJECTIVE AND A BODY PART. THERES ALSO A JOLLY RANCHER THAT TASTES AMAZINNNNNNG I DONT REMEMBER WHATS IN IT BUT ITS SO GOOD DRINKS HAVE THE BEST NAMES. I HAVE A BARTENDING BOOK AND ITS SO FUN TO...
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to… I NEARLY SPIT ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN. A BUTTERY NIPPLE OH AS;JFLDHG;KAJEFL;SD OR MAYBE YOU’D LIKE SOMETHING LIKE A KAMAKAZI WITH TRIPLE SEC IN IT WITH SOME LIME AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT REMEMBER RIGHT NOW? OR A MARGARITA — THEYRE LIKE GROWN UP SLUSHIES. IF YOU DONT PUT TONS AND TONS OF...
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: sarufishreplied to… I NEARLY SPIT ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN. A BUTTERY NIPPLE OHAS;JFLDHG;KAJEFL;SD THATS WHAT ITS CALED BUT OH GOD SO GOOD SLDKFKDSN
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underconstellations replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: vodka and orange… I know everything is different for everyone, but I actually feel vodka the strongest in white russians (and I’ve drank a lot of vodka for years, in the most non-alcoholic way). I prefer it mixed in with soda I love: mountain dew, orange, etc. I felt Kahluah in the one I had earlier, though that...
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sarufish replied to your post: sarufish replied to your post: vodka and orange… I think I have that weird Asian allergy to alcohol, too. Like my face got so red last time and I had a shot and a half and one drink (but I guess it WAS 100 proof :|) I want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol gaaaahhh GET A BUTTERY NIPPLE. IT’S BUTTERSCHOTCH SCHNAPPS AND BALIEY’S IRISH CREAM...
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sarufish replied to your post: vodka and orange jusice is SSO GROSS i guess that… I DON’T LIKE VODKA. I just really don’t like alcohol. Is there a way for me to feel drunk without actually being drunk because so far both times I’ve actually been drunk I’ve gotten sick I LOVE VODKA—if it’s hidden under cranberry juice and a shot of orange juice. Or in a white russian. If you...
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IVAN I AM DRUNK AND USING THE INTERNET WHERE THE...
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vodka and orange jusice is SSO GROSS i guess that means i have to drink it really fast to get it gone so i can move onto something else right RIGHT
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sarufish replied to your post: that awkward moment when your momlooks at your… BOX OF DICKS DICKS IN A BOX. ITS ALL THOSE ONES I GOT FROM THOSE COUPONS. I HAVENT EVEN USED (MOST) OF THEM YET.
Jan 1st
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that awkward moment when your mom looks at your small unmarked cardboard box of vibrators that’s under your bed and asks what’s inside of it.
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im glad theres so much alcohol in the house
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happy new year, midwest and east coast. have some of gwen’s boobs.
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sarufish asked: GREETINGS FROM DA FUUUUCHHAAAAA I AM SUNFLASH
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doooweedo replied to your post: did you know they do the best bareback porn? the russians know how to keep warm. does that sound racist? i apologize challenge accepted
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doooweedo asked: did you know they do the best bareback porn? the russians know how to keep warm. does that sound racist? i apologize
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doooweedo asked: scrolling down the porn tag is the best new year's eve plan tbh
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sarufish asked: I HONESTLY think you are the bestest friend I've ever had and never change and I wish we could have met up this year and afj;lsdglasjdf;lhagl I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUHHHHCH
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maiamorgan asked: You are one of my favorite blogs! Thank you for making me and my dash dance with joyness!
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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dave-bowman: hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA We don’t celebrate New Year’s here; we celebrate another year of FREEDOM I don’t have any New Year’s resolutions. I’m already FREE.
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paintsplotch: chuckloris: disdainfullyyours: whilst you’re at it, stop calling a long dead silent film star sexy. especially in pictures from when he was old. you people have issues. sure he was a handsome man but mostly he was a phenomenal comedian, not a messiah or a model. Does someone stop being sexy once they’re dead Because I think my whole Tumblr just fell apart This is so “Stop...
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